The same mistakes, again.

Question to discuss:

have you ever tried anal

You: Yes -SH

Stranger: Liar.

You: Ask John -SH

Stranger: I don’t have to, you idiot

You: Why? -SH

Stranger: Is it not obvious? -JW

You: John! -SH

Stranger: Sherlock! -JW

You: Let’s fuck -SH

Stranger: Stop lying to strangers -JW

You: I’m not lying -SH

You: We are canon -SH

Stranger: I’m not gay -JW

You: You were yesterday -SH

Stranger: What you on about? -JW

Stranger: I was at work yesterday -JW

You: Stop lying, John -SH

Stranger: You on drugs again? -JW

You: No. We. Are. CANON! -SH

Stranger: I UNDERSTAND THAT!! -JW

Stranger: What I don’t understand, is why you think we’ve done anything -JW

You: Because we are canon. -SH

Stranger: That’s all you can say, really… -JW

You: Just like Castiel and Dean, just like Erik and Charles, we are totally canon. -SH

Stranger: You didn’t drug me again did you? -JW

You: And we fuck a lot -SH

Stranger: Sherlock, all we’ve done is kissed, that one time… do you have a fever -JW

You: What year is this? -SH

Stranger: What year do you think it is? -JW

You: No, really, what year is this?- SH

Stranger: 2011 -JW

You: Oh shit. -SH

Stranger: Sherlock? -JW

You: All you need to know for now is that I am from the future. I am from 2014. So forget that I was ever here. -SH

You: Forget it, forget it… -SH

Stranger: What? No… now I know you’re delirious -JW

Stranger: People can’t time travel, Sherlock -JW

You: Of course they can, haven’t you ever watch Doctor Who or Lost? -SH

Stranger: Those are just programs on the telly -JW

Stranger: Make believe, stories -JW

You: Well, anyway, I’ll go back to my era, now. Have you seen my box? -SH

Stranger: What box….If you’re really from the future, then prove it -JW

You: Well, the Canada will win the next FIFA cup. -SH

Stranger: Who are you, really? -JW

You: Sherlock Holmes from the future -SH

Stranger: I don’t believe you, Sherlock wouldn’t know sports or such -JW

You: Ok, whatever, man. Just wait and see. -SH

Stranger: Right, well bye then you crazy person -JW

You: See you in the future, Watson. -SH

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Question to discuss: I miss your cocky attitude. I miss your experiments. I miss your violin playing at three in the morning. I miss you. - JW
Stranger: I miss you too. -SH
You: Come back please. I miss you. -JW
Stranger: I will. Soon. I have to tie up a few loose ends first. -SH
You: I miss you. Please don't be dead... -JW
Stranger: I'm not. Listen, there's something I want you to do for me. -SH
You: Anything -JW
Stranger: There's a blue box. -SH
You: Where -JW
Stranger: 221c. Go immediately if convenient. There's a man inside who will help you. -SH
Stranger: Tell him about the day I died. -SH
You: I'll do it, I swear. And Sherlock? One more thing. -JW
Stranger: Yes, John? -SH
You: I love you -JW
Stranger: I love you too. See you soon. -SH
You: That is so not my division -GL
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